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Marc, Helen, Esmé, OπO
and introducing... Orpheus Barkowski™ the Christmas dog
Have yourself a very merry Brexmas time, celebrate it as if it you were your last...
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Marc, Helen, Esmé and OπO
Chickens roosting on a caravan, Jack Frost nipping at their beaks
Yuletide songs being squawked by the flock, and the guinea pigs join in with little squeaks
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Marc, Helen, Esmé and OπO
Merry Christmas and a Happy Egg Nog
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Marc, Helen, Esmé and OπO
The chicken and the guinea pig, when they are both full grown,
of all the pets that are in our house, the chicken bears the comb...
The rising of the sun
and the running of the deer, (we don't have any deer)
The crowing of the merry cockerel,
sweet squeaking in the choir.
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Marc, Helen, Esmé and OπO
O Chicken Tree, O Chicken Tree, Your feathers are so unchanging...
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Marc, Helen, Esmé and OπO
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a ...
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Marc, Helen, Esmé and OπO
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself A merry igloo Christmas now!
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Marc, Helen, Esmé and OπO
Dashing through the snow
in a nine guinea pig open sleigh
o'er the fields we go
laughing all the way
Merry Chrismas and a Bright New Year!
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Marc, Helen, Esmé and OπO
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being squeaked by a choir
And folks dressed up like eskimos
Happy New Year!
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Marc, Helen, Esmé and OπO
a traditional peruvian guinea pig nativity scene
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Marc, Helen, Esmé and OπO
simply haaave a wonderful christmas time,
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Marc, Helen, Esmé and OπO
We know you are divided; last year's referendum on whether to bother with continuing the Goodson Family Christmas card tradition now that the kids won't dress up, was a keenly fought debate.
Whether the promise of an extra £38.75 to the NHS, if we didn't print the cards, swung some of the voters hearts and minds, it's difficult to say. The vote, 52% to 48% in favour of discontinuing the card is a split outcome.
We will disappoint half of those remaining on our Christmas Card list, and yet we must honour democracy and the 'will of the people'. Therefore we need to find a way to pass Christmas good wishes on to people who do not want a 'new' Goodson Family Christmas Card for 2018, and yet also delight people, who remember the glory of Goodson Family Christmas Cards past...
Fear not, we have a deal that will keep nobody happy! We will produce a hastily knocked together compilation card, featuring images from Christmas Cards past, (see image) thus providing some festive good wishes from the past, and yet still honouring democracy and the referendum result.
Remember, if you do not accept this card as sufficient festive Christmas good wishes, then this could trigger a General Election, a People's vote, or future family Christmas cards featuring Jacob Rees-Mogg... and his children!
Helen, Marc, Esmé & Otto xxx